{"id":111,"date":"2020-04-25T04:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2024-03-23T04:05:42","modified_gmt":"2024-03-23T04:05:42","slug":"party-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/25\/party-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Party Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I decided to have a party,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I invited every one of my close friends<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>None <a><\/a>showed up&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Curse you all!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Disappointment, well he showed up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, he left the door open<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like seriously??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So then in walked Sadness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was uninvited I might add<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, she was followed by Melancholy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beautiful girl, but a really bad name<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My party was a bust<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And everyone left&#8230; eventually<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Except for, Melancholy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve learned that she never knows when the party is over<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s as if she just doesn&#8217;t get the hints&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Party done!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Get out!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to have a party, And I invited every one of my close friends None showed up&#8230; Curse you all!! But Disappointment, well he showed up And, he left the door open Like seriously?? So then in walked Sadness She was uninvited I might add And, she was followed by Melancholy Beautiful girl, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iammaximillian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}